Astrid SMS DONT CALL! English only

Please ✉️SMS/WhatsApp DONT CALL!!!

I only reply messages in ENGLISH

⛔️No English - no sex. Simple AF


HELLO, KITTENS

I think it’s time to update my add a bit.

✍️ First of all I did start a blog. Link you can see in my WhatsApp profile.
You can find there more photos, my TRAVELPLAN or just find yourself situation with me LOL . Privacy first ofc. Please do read a bit before you meet a person. Maybe I m just not your pair of shoes LOL

‼️ Please introduce yourself in your first message (age, ethnicity, country of origin, preferred date and time of the meeting ).

✅ Please make an effort to follow MY PROTOCOL to set up the date and then I will follow YOUR PROTOCOL during the date. I believe it’s fair enough.

✅ Please book the appointment like you do with your dentist — clear, direct, and quick.
You’ll have time to joke, laugh, and philosophize DURIND THE SESSION.

✅ Long orders like dinner dates and overnights are my priority as I prefer quality time with sophisticated gentlemen.

✈️ I am an experienced travel companion. But I prefer to do so with someone I already know.

‼️⛔️ I am strictly against any drugs ‼️ Any breach of this rule will result in the immediate end of the session, with no compensation.

✅ At night, I sleep — unless something was scheduled in advance.
So if it’s 3 or 4 a.m. and you’re feeling extremely lonely, I suggest you call your mom. Or your ex.
I’m sure they’ll be very happy to hear from you at that hour LOL

‼️ADVANCED BOOKING IS NECESSARY‼️
I don’t operate responding to emergencies.
If your dick is suddenly on fire — I recommend calling the fire brigade LOL



RATES AND PACKAGES:

TEST DRIVE : 1 h is 800 PLN before 22.00 and 1200 PLN after 22.00

APERITIVO DATE up to 3-4 h / 2500 PLN

DINNER DATE /short overnight up to 6h /4500 PLN

LONG OVERNIGHT up to 12 h / 7000 PLN

OWO ( oral without condom ) is 300 PLN extra

✅ For people I already know, the original terms still apply. I’ll be happy to meet you at old rates.


PAYMENT METHODS:

I accept PLN, €, $ and £ as I need them on a regular basis anyways ( *** cause I m an International-Superrr-Slut* LOL)

REVOLUT and Bitcoin are also accepted, but CASH IS A KING, you know. PAYPAL only if I already know you.

PS. Extra services are : ball busting, curses, explicit and black voodoo magics to all those who call ☎️ me instead of sending message ✉️.